How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it’s a hardware problem.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer…

… lots of memory!

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What do PC engineers drink ? …

…ICT.

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What does the  Disney Virus do ?

….It makes your PC go Goofy.

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How do computer catch fish?

… by phishing.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire?

.. lots of bytes.

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How do you make a computer laugh?

Tickle it’s joy stick

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What happens when a computer is thrown at you?

It mega hertz.

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What do old PCs use to get to the repair shop?

Universal serial bus.

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Two fonts were banned from the pub.

The barman did n’t like there type.

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What do you call a computer that joins the police force?

A PC.

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