None, it’s a hardware problem.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a computer…
… lots of memory!
What do PC engineers drink ? …
What does the Disney Virus do ?
….It makes your PC go Goofy.
How do computer catch fish?
… by phishing.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire?
.. lots of bytes.
How do you make a computer laugh?
Tickle it’s joy stick
What happens when a computer is thrown at you?
It mega hertz.
What do old PCs use to get to the repair shop?
Universal serial bus.
Two fonts were banned from the pub.
The barman did n’t like there type.
What do you call a computer that joins the police force?